Questions I would ask at the Seminar if I were to attend

QtheC · Post by **QtheC** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:38 pm

If you bring your kid along you could pat him/her on the head and ask, "Um, Mr. Deacon, I hope it's all right. I brought something for the offering."

milowent · Post by **milowent** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:41 pm

QtheC wrote:How about dressing up in crazy costumes for the event? It might be fun if some historical figures show up, such as Joan of Arc, Churchhill, George Washington, Martin Luther King, Noah, etc.

ok, i came here to dream up something mildly amusing to add to the fun, but QtheC already took the cake with that one!

Aithne · Post by **Aithne** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:44 pm

QtheC wrote:If you bring your kid along you could pat him/her on the head and ask, "Um, Mr. Deacon, I hope it's all right. I brought something for the offering."

SARAHPHOBIA88 · Post by **SARAHPHOBIA88** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:45 pm

QtheC wrote:I was just thinking of starting a thread like this one ... good idea S.A.R.A.H. !

To those attending:

How about printing out a copy of the Bree Collage from the box from Bree's Dad ... then if Bree is there, give it to her with a note saying where it came from. If possible, ask her what it means.

Thanks Q!

staticmorning · Post by **staticmorning** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:45 pm

QtheC wrote:If you bring your kid along you could pat him/her on the head and ask, "Um, Mr. Deacon, I hope it's all right. I brought something for the offering."

lmao.

i had something to add.. but i completely lost it when i read that..

QtheC · Post by **QtheC** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:46 pm

I just want "Jesus" to attend, and politely raise objections during whatever "presentation" is made.

Jesus raises hand.

Deacon: "Um, yes, you in the back with the beard."

Jesus: "Pardon me, but when you say 'Hymn of One,' well, it's a little confusing. Do you mean me, my Father, or the Holy Ghost? Or the entire Trinity? Or is this about some other 'One' entirely?"

Jesus: "By the way, I'm loving the robes."

SARAHPHOBIA88 · Post by **SARAHPHOBIA88** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:49 pm

Midnight wrote:How about:

"Omigod, what is that?! *point behind order guy*"

Then knock him out and investigate the premises...

Or you could tear gas him, Tachyon style.

SARAHPHOBIA88 · Post by **SARAHPHOBIA88** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:52 pm

QtheC wrote:I just want "Jesus" to attend, and politely raise objections during whatever "presentation" is made.

Jesus raises hand.

Deacon, "Um, yes, you in the back with the beard."

Jesus "Pardon me, but when you say 'Hymn of One,' well, it's a little confusing. Do you mean me, my Father, or the Holy Ghost? Or is this about some other 'One' entirely?"

I think someone might think he is actually there.

More questions:

1. Do you believe Jesus walked the earth?
2. What about Buddah?
3. Do you have a "hail Mary" saying I could use to cleanse me of my sins?
4. Did you fashion your white robes after Mother Theresa?
5. Have you uh, seen Jim Jones or Sun Myung Moon in the past few decades?

SARAHPHOBIA88 · Post by **SARAHPHOBIA88** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:53 pm

Do you believe in sin?

staticmorning · Post by **staticmorning** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:57 pm

What are your thoughts on karma?

How about kamasutra?

carmen electra?

yea.. its getting too late for this.

QtheC · Post by **QtheC** » Wed May 30, 2007 11:05 pm

staticmorning wrote:What are your thoughts on karma?

How about karma sutra?

carmen electra?

yea.. its getting too late for this.

I like the free association, lol.

(it's Kama Sutra or Kamasutra, not "Karma Sutra" - I know because I made the same mistake).

http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Illustra ... 220&sr=1-2

QtheC · Post by **QtheC** » Wed May 30, 2007 11:08 pm

(show up drunk)

Ask suddenly and loudly:

Hymn of One?! Hell... then where is the hotdog vendors' conference meeting today?!!

(storm out)

staticmorning · Post by **staticmorning** » Wed May 30, 2007 11:10 pm

bring your guitar, inform them that you are not interested in singing the hymn of one, but thought it might be cool to play the accompaniment (dont even know if thats even close to right) for it.

SARAHPHOBIA88 · Post by **SARAHPHOBIA88** » Wed May 30, 2007 11:22 pm

This has gotten way too silly. LOL

QtheC · Post by **QtheC** » Wed May 30, 2007 11:24 pm

SARAHPHOBIA88 wrote:This has gotten way too silly. LOL

Sorry, I got a little carried away.