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the bible and a dictionary
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AutoPilate wrote:
JerseyJohnny wrote:the entire Henry Potter series.
You might want to start by learning the boy's name. ;)
Are you even SERIOUS??? DUH - The boy's name is HENRY POTTER. Who do you think the books are named after? LOLMAO, I can't believe you'd ask such a dum question! All the books are calle "Henry Potter and the....". Even someone who never read the book could figure out the boy's name just from the TITLE!!!

LOLMAO, I think you win DUMMEST question of the Year award!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Now you can go back to reading your Children's Coloring books, LOLMAO!!!
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JerseyJohnny wrote:
AutoPilate wrote:
JerseyJohnny wrote:the entire Henry Potter series.
You might want to start by learning the boy's name. ;)
Are you even SERIOUS??? DUH - The boy's name is HENRY POTTER. Who do you think the books are named after? LOLMAO, I can't believe you'd ask such a dum question! All the books are calle "Henry Potter and the....". Even someone who never read the book could figure out the boy's name just from the TITLE!!!

LOLMAO, I think you win DUMMEST question of the Year award!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Now you can go back to reading your Children's Coloring books, LOLMAO!!!
i have to say johnny is right
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JerseyJohnny wrote:
AutoPilate wrote:
JerseyJohnny wrote:the entire Henry Potter series.
You might want to start by learning the boy's name. ;)
Are you even SERIOUS??? DUH - The boy's name is HENRY POTTER. Who do you think the books are named after? LOLMAO, I can't believe you'd ask such a dum question! All the books are calle "Henry Potter and the....". Even someone who never read the book could figure out the boy's name just from the TITLE!!!

LOLMAO, I think you win DUMMEST question of the Year award!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Now you can go back to reading your Children's Coloring books, LOLMAO!!!
I didn't ask a question, mouthbreather.
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*shrugs* My fav book series is Sword Of Truth by Terry Goodkind.
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my copy of The Princess Bride, because the book is humorous in and of itself;

Gone with the Wind, because I am still in love with Margaret Mitchell's description of the landscape of the South, and because Scarlett is such an interesting character (whom I want to slap, most times).
I LOVE The Princess Bride! I have been a cult follower of the movie for ages and actually just read the book this past summer! Love. *sighs*

Gone With the Wind is something I've always wanted to read. The movie is :D.
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JerseyJohnny wrote:
AutoPilate wrote:
JerseyJohnny wrote:the entire Henry Potter series.
You might want to start by learning the boy's name. ;)
Are you even SERIOUS??? DUH - The boy's name is HENRY POTTER. Who do you think the books are named after? LOLMAO, I can't believe you'd ask such a dum question! All the books are calle "Henry Potter and the....". Even someone who never read the book could figure out the boy's name just from the TITLE!!!

LOLMAO, I think you win DUMMEST question of the Year award!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Now you can go back to reading your Children's Coloring books, LOLMAO!!!
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Flautapantera wrote:I LOVE The Princess Bride! I have been a cult follower of the movie for ages and actually just read the book this past summer! Love. *sighs*

Gone With the Wind is something I've always wanted to read. The movie is :D.
It was ages before I realized a book even existed (even if it's only the "good parts version"--lol)...personally, I like all the most beautiful women at the beginning...that French maid, wasn't it? :lol:

Oooh, definitely read GWTW...there are bits that put the film to shame...but I should admit, you'll never see Rhett as looking like anyone but Clark Gable. :wink:
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goblynn wrote:
Flautapantera wrote:I LOVE The Princess Bride! I have been a cult follower of the movie for ages and actually just read the book this past summer! Love. *sighs*

Gone With the Wind is something I've always wanted to read. The movie is :D.
It was ages before I realized a book even existed (even if it's only the "good parts version"--lol)...personally, I like all the most beautiful women at the beginning...that French maid, wasn't it? :lol:

Oooh, definitely read GWTW...there are bits that put the film to shame...but I should admit, you'll never see Rhett as looking like anyone but Clark Gable. :wink:
GWTW disappointed me. I wanted Mammy to go all Nat Turner on Scarlett's ass...

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goblynn wrote:
It was ages before I realized a book even existed (even if it's only the "good parts version"--lol)...personally, I like all the most beautiful women at the beginning...that French maid, wasn't it? :lol:

Oooh, definitely read GWTW...there are bits that put the film to shame...but I should admit, you'll never see Rhett as looking like anyone but Clark Gable. :wink:
I will admit that I was supremely confused at first by the "good parts version." I was like "Damn! I want the whole thing!" But then he'd go through and there'd be 59 pages of history of bedmaking in Florin that he left out...and I was suspiciously okay with that. ;)
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I would like to memorize Green Eggs in Ham. Or Go Dog Go. ( We all used to fight over that one in my elementary schools library..lol)

Yeah I set extremely high standards for myself.

And when I set my mind to something... by golly I do it!

lol... these were my fave books growing up, so they bring back those good memories of childhood with no worries.....

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I'd like to memorize My Pet Goat so that we can all remember what our fearless leader was doing on the morning of 11 September of 2001.
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AutoPilate wrote:I'd like to memorize My Pet Goat so that we can all remember what our fearless leader was doing on the morning of 11 September of 2001.
oh geez don't remind me! :roll:
of course you'd have to memorize it upside down, you realize that don't you?
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I love so many books but it's a hard one to choose one. I don't think I have enjoyed any book enough to memorize the whole thing, it'd have to be postman pat or spot the dog.

But being a little more serious - Fear and loathing in las vegas, Hunter S. Thompson


my favourite book of all time is the internet, but that would be one hardcore book to remember :lol:
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