Corrupted Wish Game

7Harry7Potter7 · Post by **7Harry7Potter7** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:56 pm

what's your wish?

thejyav · Post by **thejyav** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:55 pm

sorry...uhm I wish my web form worked

angie78gg · Post by **angie78gg** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:39 pm

Granted, but you can never use it again

I wish I had more money!

SapereAudeo · Post by **SapereAudeo** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:01 pm

Granted, but you only get an extra Monopoly dollar.

I wish I had a maid.

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:32 pm

Granted, but she's Star Jones

I wish my last wish hadn't gotten skipped.

angie78gg · Post by **angie78gg** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:53 pm

Granted, but it gets skipped again lol

I wish I had a sugar daddy

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:55 pm

Granted, but he's actually broke, and has bad breath.

I wish I had tiramisu cake

Crooked Angel · Post by **Crooked Angel** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:28 pm

Granted, but it's got a extra thick layer of poop in the middle and you still have to eat it!!

I wish I could go to the casino tonight

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:12 pm

Oh my god, SICK.

Haha, still... granted, but you have a freak accident with a slot machine involving your hair getting caught and... well, ultimately, you end up bald.

I wish I could afford the Criterion Collection version of the movie "Solaris."

Crooked Angel · Post by **Crooked Angel** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:36 pm

Granted , but they put their WARNING label at the end of the movie instead of the begining and before the credits you see this pop up

WARNING WATCHING THIS MOVIE CAUSES YOUR EYES TO BLEED AND..... ANAL LEAKAGE!!!

( SORRY )

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper

BallsyMcD · Post by **BallsyMcD** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:40 pm

granted, but it is spiked with laxatives.

i wish i didn't have drunk hiccups.

_K_lynn · Post by **_K_lynn** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:40 pm

Granted, but the tab on the can comes off and there is no way to get it open with any object near you.

I wish the gas tank of my car was full.

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:41 pm

Granted, but someone also put a tampon in your tank, so its all screwed up.

I wish that it was warmer.

_K_lynn · Post by **_K_lynn** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:46 pm

granted but as the sun gets stronger the polar ice caps all melt and there is mass flooding and you are cold again because an ice berg just floats by your house.

I wish i was faster to respond to these things!

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:48 pm

granted, but now you will start to babble incoherently like the rest of us

I wish that it was April so I could take my damn vacation