Lonelygirl15

what's your wish?

sorry...uhm I wish my web form worked

Granted, but you can never use it again



I wish I had more money!

Granted, but you only get an extra Monopoly dollar.

I wish I had a maid.

Granted, but she's Star Jones

I wish my last wish hadn't gotten skipped.

Granted, but it gets skipped again lol



I wish I had a sugar daddy

Granted, but he's actually broke, and has bad breath.

I wish I had tiramisu cake

Granted, but it's got a extra thick layer of poop in the middle and you still have to eat it!!


I wish I could go to the casino tonight

Oh my god, SICK.

Haha, still... granted, but you have a freak accident with a slot machine involving your hair getting caught and... well, ultimately, you end up bald.

I wish I could afford the Criterion Collection version of the movie "Solaris."

Granted , but they put their WARNING label at the end of the movie instead of the begining and before the credits you see this pop up

WARNING WATCHING THIS MOVIE CAUSES YOUR EYES TO BLEED AND..... ANAL LEAKAGE!!! ( SORRY )


I wish I had a Dr. Pepper

granted, but it is spiked with laxatives.

i wish i didn't have drunk hiccups.

Granted, but the tab on the can comes off and there is no way to get it open with any object near you.

I wish the gas tank of my car was full.

Granted, but someone also put a tampon in your tank, so its all screwed up.


I wish that it was warmer.

granted but as the sun gets stronger the polar ice caps all melt and there is mass flooding and you are cold again because an ice berg just floats by your house.

I wish i was faster to respond to these things!

granted, but now you will start to babble incoherently like the rest of us


I wish that it was April so I could take my damn vacation