Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:34 pm
Well, it is kind of supposed to be like an ernest hemmingway piece I read...here read it and tell me if you can figure out what they are talking about...
Man: [Sigh] I don’t know.
Woman: What do you mean?
Man: I mean, I just don’t know.
Woman: What’s to know? We’ve done it a hundred times, and never had any problems. So, what’s the matter sweetheart?
Man: I know. But, see, I just don’t know if I feel right about it anymore.
Woman: Why is that?
Man: I don’t know. Would you stop loving me if I said I didn’t want to?
Woman: Of course not. You know I will love you no matter what.
Man: And I love you.
Woman: I know.
[A few moments of silence]
Woman: What are you thinking about?
Man: I am just trying to decide what to do.
Woman: Don’t worry about it, honey, we can always do something else.
Man: But won’t you miss the feeling it gives you?
Woman: Well, maybe just a little bit, but I will get over it.
Man: Maybe if I had more balls you wouldn’t have to!
Woman: Don’t say that! You are one hell of a man, and you know it! No one else could do what you do!
Man: Yeah, you are right. What was I worried about? Sure, I am not as young as I once was, but that doesn’t mean I can’t still do it!
Woman: I’d say you’ve gotten better as you got older.
Man: Really?
Woman: Mm-hmm.
Man: Well, I guess I have honed my technique.
Woman: You sure have!
Man: What are we waiting for? Get the car, honey. We’re going to go get rich!
Man: [Sigh] I don’t know.
Woman: What do you mean?
Man: I mean, I just don’t know.
Woman: What’s to know? We’ve done it a hundred times, and never had any problems. So, what’s the matter sweetheart?
Man: I know. But, see, I just don’t know if I feel right about it anymore.
Woman: Why is that?
Man: I don’t know. Would you stop loving me if I said I didn’t want to?
Woman: Of course not. You know I will love you no matter what.
Man: And I love you.
Woman: I know.
[A few moments of silence]
Woman: What are you thinking about?
Man: I am just trying to decide what to do.
Woman: Don’t worry about it, honey, we can always do something else.
Man: But won’t you miss the feeling it gives you?
Woman: Well, maybe just a little bit, but I will get over it.
Man: Maybe if I had more balls you wouldn’t have to!
Woman: Don’t say that! You are one hell of a man, and you know it! No one else could do what you do!
Man: Yeah, you are right. What was I worried about? Sure, I am not as young as I once was, but that doesn’t mean I can’t still do it!
Woman: I’d say you’ve gotten better as you got older.
Man: Really?
Woman: Mm-hmm.
Man: Well, I guess I have honed my technique.
Woman: You sure have!
Man: What are we waiting for? Get the car, honey. We’re going to go get rich!
Or a lonelygirl15 wedding.
