Lonelygirl15

It's all in good fun.....in high school I used to entertain friends at lunch time by picking two weirdies in the distance and making up their dialogue.

Oh man...I'd almost get on the pole myself for a glass of merlot right now!

Darn husband and his homework.....couldn't go to the liquor store for me. Shoulda gone to college outta high school like a normal person. j/k Jeff if you happen to read this. Hehehe.

Mirage wrote:

Jamidru wrote:Hey Mirage.....
I sooooo dedicate my Avatar to you!
yup!

*shudder* I've always had issues with feet. I don't mind my own, you know, I've got no problems with wearing open toed heels or sandals or anything like that, but other people's feet? Ewww. Or someone touching mine? Double ewwwww. I have a friend who swears she's gonna drag me to get a pedicure (I do them myself, thank you very much). Yuckie.

Me too! That's why I won't get a professional pedicure.

Kasdeja wrote:

Mirage wrote:

Jamidru wrote:Hey Mirage.....
I sooooo dedicate my Avatar to you!
yup!

*shudder* I've always had issues with feet. I don't mind my own, you know, I've got no problems with wearing open toed heels or sandals or anything like that, but other people's feet? Ewww. Or someone touching mine? Double ewwwww. I have a friend who swears she's gonna drag me to get a pedicure (I do them myself, thank you very much). Yuckie.

Me too! That's why I won't get a professional pedicure.

I hear ya. I once sat between my BF's sister in law and cousin and listened to them discuss the different types of fungus and nasties that you can get from someone screwing up your pedicure. Good GAWD!

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd LOVE to be able to do it, I think everyone should have nice pretty feet, but yeah, the bad stufff definately outweighs the good.

Mirage wrote:I hear ya. I once sat between my BF's sister in law and cousin and listened to them discuss the different types of fungus and nasties that you can get from someone screwing your pedicure. Good GAWD!

I swear, that's what I read the first time I looked at your post. The words conjured such marvellously sordid images-- and such wicked ideas about the transmission of fungi and nasties-- that I looked in several medical encyclopedias to try and locate the cooties in question...

I began to suspect that this entire thread was some sort of coded discussion of edgeplay. "In my absence, could things really have reached this sort of low?" I wondered, my lips pulling into a smile, my palms sweating, my nucleus accumbens flooding with dopamine at the thought.

Then I realized that you actually stated the nasties were caused by someone screwing up a pedicure. Kind of took the fun out of it...

But enough about foot fetishes....

I guess my planned discussion of furries and my detailed examination of kigurumi and the animegao phenomenon are out of the question, too...

I always thought Bambi Meets Godzilla was a cinematic example of furry edgeplay...

Teh Sheikh hath returneth!

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:

I guess my planned discussion of furries and my detailed examination of kigurumi and the animegao phenomenon are out of the question, too...

I always thought Bambi Meets Godzilla was a cinematic example of furry edgeplay...

The Sheikh is back! Your intellectual wit has been missed!

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:

Mirage wrote:I hear ya. I once sat between my BF's sister in law and cousin and listened to them discuss the different types of fungus and nasties that you can get from someone screwing your pedicure. Good GAWD!

I swear, that's what I read the first time I looked at your post. The words conjured such marvellously sordid images-- and such wicked ideas about the transmission of fungi and nasties-- that I looked in several medical encyclopedias to try and locate the cooties in question...

I began to suspect that this entire thread was some sort of coded discussion of edgeplay. "In my absence, could things really have reached this sort of low?" I wondered, my lips pulling into a smile, my palms sweating, my nucleus accumbens flooding with dopamine at the thought.

Then I realized that you actually stated the nasties were caused by someone screwing up a pedicure. Kind of took the fun out of it...

Really, I'd like to say this was an oh-so-intelligent and dastardly plot to lure you back to the forum with tempting visions of strange fungiied foot fetishes, but unfortunately, I am neither that intelligent nor creative.

Not to mention I'm still 'ed that you're back.

All the love is making me blush.


Okay, maybe not blush... I don't think I've done that in years.

Thanks, all.

I'm not trying to be a hard on here, Sheikh...but...leaving the forum...during league play...

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:All the love is making me blush.


Okay, maybe not blush... I don't think I've done that in years.

Thanks, all.

We're all about the love here.