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Do you love your penis?

Yes, what's not to love?
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30%
Meh.....all except for the "shrinkage"
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10%
I love it so much I want to post a pic below!
10
20%
Every Night!
15
30%
Ewwww! It's icky and I try to touch it as little as possible!
5
10%
 
Total votes: 50

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Luv2Skydive wrote:I just wanted to see if I could get 21 pages of guys talking about their relationships with their penis. You know, the good times, the bad times, the hardships and the triumphs. And...........ACTION!

OH yeah....girls feel free to take the poll as well for your "inner" penis....so to speak. :twisted:

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Kasdeja wrote:We are just admiring when you use your ModArm. :wink:
See, I knew there was a good reason to read through every page of the Penis thread! How would I have ever known it had transmutated into a 'mute devotional?

*sighs* /me :smt049 's the hot Rod/mod...'mutey :D
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Mine's kind of on the small side, and that's all I'm going to say. But it is kind of a pain sometimes trying to use a urinal, especially if I'm wearing underwear and long underwear. Okay, and random erections can be annoying, and there are the times when my aim isn't perfect ... okay, I'll stop now :lol: .
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I admire the hell out of guys with the whole erection thing. I'd die of embarassment just poppin a little guy wherever and whenever. :D
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Mirage wrote:I admire the hell out of guys with the whole erection thing. I'd die of embarassment just poppin a little guy wherever and whenever. :D
Lol.

Though it's a bit uncomfortable when you're the cause of it.
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And going to the bathroom and having it..out there! That's just...weird. :D
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They even have those pills that give you en erection for 8 hours. :shock:

Who is going to need it ot there for 8 hours?
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dude viagra is effing expensive.

its like 6 bucks a pill
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I had a bottle of Viagra sent to the condo I was living in while still in HS. Apparently the dude that lived there before was an older gentleman who was still a party animal. 8) I sold it to the jocks I went to school with. :lol:
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haha niceee
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Mirage wrote:And going to the bathroom and having it..out there! That's just...weird. :D
I keep asking hubby what he does when he has to pee "that way". He says you just wait until it goes down cuz it's hard to "go" "that way" anyway. I don't see how those guys walk around with those things popping up all the time. :D
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:smt046 Girls I'll give you a clue! If he's wearing sweatpants... he is usually not endowed LMAO!
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Luv2Skydive wrote:
I keep asking hubby what he does when he has to pee "that way". He says you just wait until it goes down cuz it's hard to "go" "that way" anyway. I don't see how those guys walk around with those things popping up all the time. :D
God, that would suck having to hold it until then. :shock: One of the many reasons I'm glad to be a girl! :lol:
Sim7lizard wrote::smt046 Girls I'll give you a clue! If he's wearing sweatpants... he is usually not endowed LMAO!
I'll never be able to look a guy in sweatpants the same way again. :lol:
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I'm sure not every guy that wears sweat pants isn't well endowed. It's just something you work out in.
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EternalGoddess wrote:I'm sure not every guy that wears sweat pants isn't well endowed. It's just something you work out in.
Jeans= hard& tight fabric = hard on = visible bump

Sweat pants = very soft fabric & loose fabric = hard on= You see the whole thing sticking out!
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