Luv2Skydive wrote:I just wanted to see if I could get 21 pages of guys talking about their relationships with their penis. You know, the good times, the bad times, the hardships and the triumphs. And...........ACTION!
OH yeah....girls feel free to take the poll as well for your "inner" penis....so to speak.
Jena ~ have not even read a page of this thread yet...but you are too much!! hahahahehehehehehahahahahahaheheheh!!!! this is hilarious!
Kasdeja wrote:We are just admiring when you use your ModArm.
See, I knew there was a good reason to read through every page of the Penis thread! How would I have ever known it had transmutated into a 'mute devotional?
*sighs* /me 's the hot Rod/mod...'mutey
Vice President of the Owen Fan Club
You know that moment where you just want to grab a pair of scissors and run away with them?
Mine's kind of on the small side, and that's all I'm going to say. But it is kind of a pain sometimes trying to use a urinal, especially if I'm wearing underwear and long underwear. Okay, and random erections can be annoying, and there are the times when my aim isn't perfect ... okay, I'll stop now .
I had a bottle of Viagra sent to the condo I was living in while still in HS. Apparently the dude that lived there before was an older gentleman who was still a party animal. I sold it to the jocks I went to school with.
Mirage wrote:And going to the bathroom and having it..out there! That's just...weird.
I keep asking hubby what he does when he has to pee "that way". He says you just wait until it goes down cuz it's hard to "go" "that way" anyway. I don't see how those guys walk around with those things popping up all the time.
Luv2Skydive wrote:
I keep asking hubby what he does when he has to pee "that way". He says you just wait until it goes down cuz it's hard to "go" "that way" anyway. I don't see how those guys walk around with those things popping up all the time.
God, that would suck having to hold it until then. One of the many reasons I'm glad to be a girl!
Sim7lizard wrote: Girls I'll give you a clue! If he's wearing sweatpants... he is usually not endowed LMAO!
I'll never be able to look a guy in sweatpants the same way again.