Lonelygirl15

You never wished!

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i'm running out of wishes here!

hmmm i wish i didnt have school tomorrow!

Granted, but you have school on Saturday.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

granted, but when it is granted you realize it is sooo horrible, that you are afraid to leave the house for a week.

I wish I had a maid

Granted, but she only cleans half your house.

I wish Daniel would take off his shirt.

Granted,but he has a horrible curly hairs on his chest that hides most of it.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

granted, but your professor shows up at your door with a huge assignment as make up work.


I wish I could order take-out this late

Granted, but it's old, dried-up stuff left over from the day's lunch rush.

I wish Daniel would take off his shirt, and be even sexier than I've dreamed (BTW, a little hair is nice).

He does, but then he spontaneously combusts and you're left covered in Daniel gunk (oo-er!)

I wish Tachyon would come back!!

Granted, but she has been brainwashed! Everytime she hears the word Order , she clucks like a chicken!!

I wish I worked out more often!

Granted, but then you miss all the LG videos

I wish my sis in law wasn't coming over today

Granted, but your parents come instead.

I wish Survivor was on.

granted, but you can't watch it because your best friend is having a crisis and needs you.

I wish I could get a huge rabbit

Granted, but he eats all your carrots!

I wish there was a confetti throwing emoticon.

granted, but you can't get it to work whenever you try to post.

I wish it was Friday night.