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deagol wrote:*stares at chocolate chips in cookie*

Dr. Noodles, you are indeed very SMRT, you trickster. I know the secret purpose for you passing around those cookies. It's to fire up The Institute's collective brain synapses. Yes, cookies! more precisely, the Cookie Dough Inflationary Model:





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_inflation

Cosmic inflation has the important effect of smoothing out inhomogeneities, anisotropies and the curvature of space. This pushes the Breeniverse into a very simple state, in which it is completely dominated by the inflaton field and the only significant inhomogeneities are the tiny quantum fluctuations in the inflaton [e.g. T&J reduced to minuscule Trolls]. Inflation also dilutes exotic heavy plot-icles, such as the magnetic mono-plots predicted by many extensions to the Standard Model of plot-icle physics. If the Breeniverse was only hot enough to form such plot-icles before a period of inflation, they would not be observed in nature, as they would be so rare that it is quite likely that there are none in the observable Breeniverse. Together, these effects are called the inflationary "no-hair theorem" by analogy with the no hair theorem for plot holes.

Colleagues, I believe more research is needed into this "no hair" problem in the Breeniverse.

The "no-hair" theorem works essentially because the Breeniverse expands by an enormous factor during inflation. In an expanding Breeniverse, energy densities generally fall as the volume of the Breeniverse increases. For example, the density of ordinary "cold" matter [forum or chat interaction] goes as the inverse of the volume: when linear dimensions double, the energy density goes down by a factor of eight. The energy density in radiation [electromagnetic interaction or videos] goes down even more rapidly as the Breeniverse expands: when linear dimensions are doubled, the energy density in radiation falls by a factor of sixteen. During inflation, the energy density in the inflaton field [creatatrons] is roughly constant. However, the energy density in inhomogeneities, curvature, anisotropies and exotic plot-icles is falling, and through sufficient inflation these become negligible. This leaves an empty, flat, and symmetric Breeniverse, which is filled with radiation [measured as c/sF] when inflation ends.

deagol wrote:Thank you Dr. Elendi. Finding a corporate sponsor for a grant to research plot-icle physics would probably involve selling out to consumer product brands targeting acne-ridden adolescent audiences. I wouldn't want the Institute's credibility to be compromised.

Continuing from where I left off,

The "no-hair" theorem works essentially because the Breeniverse expands by an enormous factor during inflation. In an expanding Breeniverse, energy densities generally fall as the volume of the Breeniverse increases. For example, the density of ordinary "cold" matter [forum or chat interaction] goes as the inverse of the volume: when linear dimensions double, the energy density goes down by a factor of eight. The energy density in radiation [electromagnetic interaction or videos] goes down even more rapidly as the Breeniverse expands: when linear dimensions are doubled, the energy density in radiation falls by a factor of sixteen. During inflation, the energy density in the inflaton field [creatatrons] is roughly constant. However, the energy density in inhomogeneities, curvature, anisotropies and exotic plot-icles is falling, and through sufficient inflation these become negligible. This leaves an empty, flat, and symmetric Breeniverse, which is filled with radiation [measured as c/sF] when inflation ends.

As you've shown, when these very dense creatatrons [in c/sF] exceed the Elendi-Waffle Limit, we were left with the horizon problem, and that is one of the reasons for the formulation of this inflationary theory.

Spades wrote:You should hold a press conference.

ghost_of_kenny wrote: I have one scheduled for Monday, but I have yet to inform the press.

And Cloud, yes, we could use someone in PR, but our budget is kind of....non-existent.

ghost_of_kenny wrote:I would like to announce the official opening of the Elendi-Waffle Lonelistic Physics Research Institute (EWLPRI). Here is a list of our Staff:

Dr. Kenny Elendi - Research Director
Dr. Skunk Waffle - Co-Research Director
Dr. Hey Aja - Assistant Research Director/Official Hawtie
Dr. Marla Singer - Assistant Research Director/Official Hawtie
Dr. Trainer 101 - Assistant Research Director
Dr. Winter Mute - Director of Quantum Lonelistic Physics Research
Dr. Deagol - Director of Relativistic Lonelistic Physics Research
Dr. Giddeanx - Director of Theoretical Lonelistic Physics Research
Dr. Cup O. Noodles - Research Assistant
Dr. T.T.T. - Research Assistant
Ms. Ziola - Big-breasted Moron Receptionist
Mr. Cloud Ax - Public Relations Representative


Please submit any further applications directly to me. Thank you.