Lonelygirl15

Granted, but you only get a maid because you are in a terrible accident and lose all your limbs. She gets to sponge bathe you every day as well..and its not just any maid, its your lovers mother.


I wish I knew all the answers.

Granted, but they're all incredibly boring.

I wish I could fly!

Granted, but its only because you sprout, really painful wings. They end up getting cut off by a passing plane.




I wish men werent such assholes!

Granted, but they all turn into women


I wish that I could make more money

Granted and you make a TON of money-- but we revert to the barter system, and it all becomes useless.

I wish I could play the guitar

Granted but you don't get a guitar

I wish I could find my Sims CD

Granted but your computer crashes and you can't play it anyway.

I wish I was a LG character @.@

Granted, but you get kidnapped by the order and they did a temporal lobotomy.

I wish it wasnt snowing here.

Granted, but it starts baseball-size hailing instead.

I wish all books were free!

Hmm...me too. You can have that one,lol

I wish Daniel Radcliffe was my boyfriend

He is, but he cheats on you and leaves you broken hearted...oh yeah, and he leaves you for a guy.


I wish that we saw Gemma dead.

Granted, but as a zombie, who eats... everyone.

I wish it would snow

Granted but it snows 384038 feet and all your plans are ruined

I wish I had a $1,000,000 shopping spree

Granted, but along the way you're held up at gun point and lose the money.



I wish I sing

Granted but you only sound good to yourself

I wish the new Real Housewives of OC was on