Hymn of One Audition

stfu she says · Post by **stfu she says** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:52 pm

Hello and thank you for completing the Hymn of One Audition. Based on a
number of factors, we believe that you possess the necessary attributes
for membership. The next step in your journey towards singing the eternal
song is to attend a seminar for potential new members. Our next seminar
will be held this Thursday, May 31, 2007 between 12:00 and 2:00 pm. To
participate, please go to 14201 Huston St, Sherman Oaks, Ca, 91423 between
12:00 pm and 12:30 pm on Thursday, May 31. One of our brothers will be
awaiting your arrival near the tennis courts. He will be wearing a black
suit.

Dedication is essential to proving your worth to the Hymn of One, so the
first thirty-five people that arrive will receive invitations, and only
those with invitations may be considered for membership. Adherence to
guidelines is also an essential element of a Hymn of One member, so do not
show up before 12:00 pm or after 12:30. Finally, discretion with
information is required from all of our brothers and sisters. As such, we
ask that you not share this message, or speak with anyone at any time
about the seminar. Only chosen ones are worthy of the harmonious
understanding achieved through the Hymn of One. Thank you for your
interest in joining us, we look forward to meeting you.

Please RSVP to this email if you will be attending.

H
of
O

who else got this e-mail.
I'm thinking of going its like a 5-10 minute drive from where I live.

pinkylee · Post by **pinkylee** » Tue May 29, 2007 8:18 pm

stfu she says wrote:Hello and thank you for completing the Hymn of One Audition. Based on a
number of factors, we believe that you possess the necessary attributes
for membership. The next step in your journey towards singing the eternal
song is to attend a seminar for potential new members. Our next seminar
will be held this Thursday, May 31, 2007 between 12:00 and 2:00 pm. To
participate, please go to 14201 Huston St, Sherman Oaks, Ca, 91423 between
12:00 pm and 12:30 pm on Thursday, May 31. One of our brothers will be
awaiting your arrival near the tennis courts. He will be wearing a black
suit.

Dedication is essential to proving your worth to the Hymn of One, so the
first thirty-five people that arrive will receive invitations, and only
those with invitations may be considered for membership. Adherence to
guidelines is also an essential element of a Hymn of One member, so do not
show up before 12:00 pm or after 12:30. Finally, discretion with
information is required from all of our brothers and sisters. As such, we
ask that you not share this message, or speak with anyone at any time
about the seminar. Only chosen ones are worthy of the harmonious
understanding achieved through the Hymn of One. Thank you for your
interest in joining us, we look forward to meeting you.

Please RSVP to this email if you will be attending.

H
of
O

who else got this e-mail.
I'm thinking of going its like a 5-10 minute drive from where I live.

what area do you live in? im in marina del rey and considering it....love to know what you were thinking haha
i rsvped though juuust in case :}

pimp monkette · Post by **pimp monkette** » Tue May 29, 2007 8:20 pm

Aw, man... now I feel so... incompatible... I only got like 50% though when I "auditoned"

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Tue May 29, 2007 8:25 pm

Great. I got this and I'm in Georgia. Thanks a lot, Creators.

The_CW · Post by **The_CW** » Tue May 29, 2007 8:28 pm

consideration wrote:Great. I got this and I'm in Georgia. Thanks a lot, Creators.

I don't know why, but that reminded me of those little Martians in Toy Story. "The Claaaaaaw! All hail the Claaaaaw!" Lol. Random, I know.

aboriginalgangster · Post by **aboriginalgangster** » Tue May 29, 2007 8:35 pm

consideration wrote:Great. I got this and I'm in Georgia. Thanks a lot, Creators.

I got this and I'm in Washington. You'd think they'd invite people who are actually in California.

On the plus side, after I responded saying I can't make it, they said they hope I will be able to come to attend "a seminar at a later date." So who knows, maybe one day they'll have more events in our areas and we'll get a chance to participate.

hamovbala4ever89 · Post by **hamovbala4ever89** » Tue May 29, 2007 10:03 pm

im totally considering going.............lol its like a 15 - 20 mimn driv........but i have to take a taxi...and leave school lol any ideas???? lmfao

LittleChickie · Post by **LittleChickie** » Tue May 29, 2007 10:12 pm

hamovbala4ever89 wrote:im totally considering going.............lol its like a 15 - 20 mimn driv........but i have to take a taxi...and leave school lol any ideas???? lmfao

Ditch school and join the cult!!! LOL

hamovbala4ever89 · Post by **hamovbala4ever89** » Tue May 29, 2007 10:14 pm

lfmao hahah luv the way u think!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lol

thelogicpuzzler · Post by **thelogicpuzzler** » Wed May 30, 2007 2:14 pm

Can anyone sneak in a cam? I'm glad the ARG aspect is back.

CaptainAwesome · Post by **CaptainAwesome** » Wed May 30, 2007 3:24 pm

I want in!

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Wed May 30, 2007 3:30 pm

The_CW wrote:I don't know why, but that reminded me of those little Martians in Toy Story. "The Claaaaaaw! All hail the Claaaaaw!" Lol. Random, I know.

Umm...what?

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Wed May 30, 2007 3:33 pm

consideration wrote:
The_CW wrote:I don't know why, but that reminded me of those little Martians in Toy Story. "The Claaaaaaw! All hail the Claaaaaw!" Lol. Random, I know.
Umm...what?

The Creators! They are the mighty Claw who chooses who stays and who goes!

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Wed May 30, 2007 3:34 pm

thelogicpuzzler wrote:Can anyone sneak in a cam? I'm glad the ARG aspect is back.

ditto!

if they do a patdown, some girl can wear an up-do and hide it in her hair.

watching_watchers · Post by **watching_watchers** » Wed May 30, 2007 3:34 pm

God damn it. Why can't I live In CA and not stupid Wisconsin. >.<

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