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Lonelygirl15 is a fake!

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:26 am
by JerseyJohnny
Hey everyone, I thought you might want to know that it turns out this whole Lonelygirl15 thing is a FAKE! We've been HAD!!! I was stunned to find out but I looked it up in the Wikidpedia and by golly it was right there in black and white - check it out for yourself if you don't believe me:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonelygirl15

Turns out the real Bree is an up-and-coming actress from New England named Jessica Rose. I bet that Daniel's real name isn't Daniel either, I think the whole thing is an act, but for all I know maybe he's some innocent guy she fooled?

Anyway, don't get too concerned about helping her out or anything, just enjoy it as entertainment, that's all it is at this point. I was so upset because I have been praying for her all the time, knowing she's a good, religious Christian girl, so that she'll make the right decisions, because she seems confused.

There really should be a law about this, because I was sso concerned for her I thought about offering my real name and address to her and my real phone number in case she wanted someone to talk to about her confusions.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I thought it was better you all knew. :cry:

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:34 am
by Hannahbee
..................................................... that's a joke, right????

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:03 am
by Nora Volkova
I for one am shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you! So shocked that I ran out and saved a fortune on car insurance by switching to geico.

How shocked were you?

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:15 am
by S is for Summer
Nora Volkova wrote:I for one am shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you! So shocked that I ran out and saved a fortune on car insurance by switching to geico.

How shocked were you?
Geico? OMG! Isn't that that obscure religious cult! Don't they like... sacrifice people so they don't have to pay their claims?

Re: Lonelygirl15 is a fake!

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:17 am
by Sfonzarelli
JerseyJohnny wrote:knowing she's a good, religious Christian girl
So close, yet so far.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

hihi

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:24 am
by Sami
good someone finally cleared that up :D

omg we've been had!

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:29 am
by curriguy
*falls to knees and sobs*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*tears shirt off*

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:36 am
by lordgreystoke422
And I'm staring down the barrel of a .45....
There is no real reason to accept the way things have changed....

BAM!

did you know?

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:56 am
by gogo
It' s a good thing that LG15 has been found out as being fake because it just so happens to be Banned Bree Week.

Danielbeast-banned! Lucy- banned!
Cassie-banned! Thor- banned!
Purple Monkey-banned!
Owen- banned!

sorry, I just had to do it!
see
http://lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1124

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:59 am
by lordgreystoke422
It's also banned GoGO week.

She's a BOOK!!! BURN HER!!!

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:34 am
by gogo
Regarding gogo, lordgreystoke422 shouted:
She's a BOOK!!! BURN HER!!!
Should I :lol: or :cry: or :oops: ?

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:45 am
by Farva
NOOOO! SHE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!

*lightsabre duel ensues*

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:23 am
by Plurp
Look. It's obvious that JerseyJohnny is a plant by the Creators. That is, he's FAKE. And that means his so-called revelation about Lonelygirl15 is FAKE. So Lonelygirl15 is real after all and not FAKE.

So there.

Re: Lonelygirl15 is a fake!

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:28 am
by twjaniak
JerseyJohnny wrote:Hey everyone, I thought you might want to know that it turns out this whole Lonelygirl15 thing is a FAKE! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I thought it was better you all knew. :cry:
*gasp* Then who have I been sending all of my video replies to?

Re: Lonelygirl15 is a fake!

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:43 am
by lordgreystoke422
twjaniak wrote:
JerseyJohnny wrote:Hey everyone, I thought you might want to know that it turns out this whole Lonelygirl15 thing is a FAKE! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I thought it was better you all knew. :cry:
*gasp* Then who have I been sending all of my video replies to?
I'm sorry sir, but it's all been a figment of your imagination. There is no lonelygirl15. Now cross your arms in from of you and put on this special coat and take these "vitamins".