OK, CASSIE, THIS IS BULLSH1T AND COUNT ME OUT

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:07 am

I didn't realize that all this time I'm following the whole Cassie/Frank thing, doing morse code and anagrams, and staying up late looking at scary as hell videos and then watching and listening to them backwards, that ALL of this was gonig to lead to some online video thing that my computer can't handle because it doesn't have the "right" video card!!!

So now, here it is the morning of the big day, October 12, and all I can do is keep checking the stupid forum just to see a few screen captures from the others, who are all galavanting and having a good time in "SecondLife".

This game is so unfair to the rest of us who don't have the right video card. Now we're bored while the chosen people who have the right video card are off in a beautiful magical land, carousing with the actual Cassie, talking with her, going to Mass at Church with her, floating around, riding on magical cows, looking at her shoeless feet, etc.

I WANT TO GO TO CHURCH WITH CASSIE!!!!
I WANT TO FLOAT AROUND A MAGICAL WORLD!!!!
I WANT TO RIDE MAGICAL FLOATING COWS!!!

But I am not one of the "chosen" with a golden ticket video card, so I have to just suffer and imagine what that glorious secondLife world is like, based on the pictures I see from the few people who have torn themselves away from the carefree bliss that is the Cassie SecondLife World of Magic.

SCREW YOU, CASSIE, YOU WERE JUST AN AD FOR SECONDLIFE ALL ALONG!!

Chuck1174 · Post by **Chuck1174** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:10 am

Out of all the CiW posts I have read............

This is the post I will remember forever..........

Thank you LOL

Guided · Post by **Guided** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:14 am

But I am not one of the "chosen" with a golden ticket video card...

LMAO. Classic.

Pepperoni · Post by **Pepperoni** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:15 am

Mate, its really not that great

She doesn't talk

She rarely moves

She is rarely online

That plus the game is an emo MMORPG with poor textures and overall quality.

All you need is the screenshots.

orvetti · Post by **orvetti** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:22 am

Pepperoni wrote: She doesn't talk

She rarely moves

She is rarely online

Which is how we know it's really Cassie.

SbS · Post by **SbS** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:30 am

Seriousely though--the game (SL) is lame. It's just a glorified chatroom.

I do have to say, though, that the guy with the big floppy penis was pretty F@%#$# amusing.

-"Imes Tuck"

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:31 am

SbS wrote:Seriousely though--the game (SL) is lame. It's just a glorified chatroom.

I do have to say, though, that the guy with the big floppy penis was pretty F@%#$# amusing.

-"Imes Tuck"

You have succeeded in cracking me up!!!!

oh man I think it's bed time!!!!

Way to go, you got me!

SbS · Post by **SbS** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:39 am

JerseyJohnny wrote: You have succeeded in cracking me up!!!!

oh man I think it's bed time!!!!

Way to go, you got me!

ravensgrace · Post by **ravensgrace** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:04 am

SbS wrote:Seriousely though--the game (SL) is lame. It's just a glorified chatroom.

I agree, and for the most part, I agree with the original post. If I wanted a glorified chatroom I would go back to NewHorizones. (Doesn't require a special video card, and has much better character personalization.)

swisho · Post by **swisho** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:28 pm

it seems like the game just ended with a thud, today is the 12th and i am hoping that something better than SL comes out of it. but i doubt it

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:42 pm

not only does it suck on the outside, but on the inside of the game as well... alot of us where stuck out of the zone watching from the outside.... The only thing amusing about SL, is the kinky brothels..... and lesbians

SbS · Post by **SbS** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:26 pm

LesterG wrote:not only does it suck on the outside, but on the inside of the game as well... alot of us where stuck out of the zone watching from the outside.... The only thing amusing about SL, is the kinky brothels..... and lesbians

...And by "lesbians" you must mean: "dudes in their Mom's basements".

CriticalThinking · Post by **CriticalThinking** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:10 pm

LMAO this is classic.

Okay, SL sucks. It really does. On my computer, the textures rarely load. Cassie is rarely on, and when she is, it is really hard to get in to that area. So the rest of us stand on the dock getting lost in hover cars. Yes, the cows, the big giant dancing penises, the brothels, and the kinky sex houses are very amusing, but still. I wouldn't be there if it weren't for Cassie.

Wilkie · Post by **Wilkie** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:23 pm

For fugsake, CiW Creator(s) -- either right this trainwreck with a new clue or out yourselves like the LG15 creators did.

You made an innovative, immersive experience, we dug it, props to you for great work. And even if you've decided that your experiment with the YT/Blogger/SL genres was too volatile and/or susceptible to gamejackers and needs to be terminated, you made yourself a big enough pile of fans and media nods to garner a big round of applause if you need to come out from behind the curtain.

Either way, come on already.

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:00 am

SbS wrote:
LesterG wrote:not only does it suck on the outside, but on the inside of the game as well... alot of us where stuck out of the zone watching from the outside.... The only thing amusing about SL, is the kinky brothels..... and lesbians
...And by "lesbians" you must mean: "dudes in their Mom's basements".

probably

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OK, CASSIE, THIS IS BULLSH1T AND COUNT ME OUT

OK, CASSIE, THIS IS BULLSH1T AND COUNT ME OUT

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