My Mob Ties...
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:25 am
TRUE MOB STORY!!
I was lucky enough to be a witness to an actual Bullet Hole, so real there was maybe a speck of blood still lurking, so real I swear I saw a glimmer of smoke coming from it.
It was a dark and stormy weekday afternoon. I was wrapping work on a commercial at a location which will not be disclosed, to protect those invloved, namely me. The building manager, whose name will not be disclosed, to protect those involved, namely him, was telling stories about his time working at the said building. One of his stories was of a mafia shootout! A tale of a traitor within the family, and a father who was left no choice but to make his son "an offer he can't refuse". Well to make a long story short, the son refused so the father was forced to whack the son of a bitch.
Promptly after finishing the story the building manager mentioned that the bullet hole from the very bullet that wacked the son of a bitch was still in existence. He went on to tell me that he would show me if I was interested. Was I interested? Was he nuts? Of course I was interested! Who in their right mind wouldn't be interested!
He led me down a long dark hallway, to a door with a sign on it "Do Not Enter.. Bullet Hole inside". Actually it said "Do Not Enter - High Voltage" But my sign would have been way cooler. He turned the lock and flipped on the light. Gasp! It was in actuallity a swanky sauna! The sign was very misleading. The building owner said the sauna and locker room had been closed due to the haunting(but thats another story). I proceeded into the room, showers, bathrooms, lockers, sofas, sinks, towels, Bullet Hole! Right there in the wall at about my nose level, must have been a short guy. The blast literally knocked his shoes off his feet. Grisley at best. I would tell you where you can go to see this Bullet Hole, but then of course, I would have to kill you....[/b]
I was lucky enough to be a witness to an actual Bullet Hole, so real there was maybe a speck of blood still lurking, so real I swear I saw a glimmer of smoke coming from it.
It was a dark and stormy weekday afternoon. I was wrapping work on a commercial at a location which will not be disclosed, to protect those invloved, namely me. The building manager, whose name will not be disclosed, to protect those involved, namely him, was telling stories about his time working at the said building. One of his stories was of a mafia shootout! A tale of a traitor within the family, and a father who was left no choice but to make his son "an offer he can't refuse". Well to make a long story short, the son refused so the father was forced to whack the son of a bitch.
Promptly after finishing the story the building manager mentioned that the bullet hole from the very bullet that wacked the son of a bitch was still in existence. He went on to tell me that he would show me if I was interested. Was I interested? Was he nuts? Of course I was interested! Who in their right mind wouldn't be interested!
He led me down a long dark hallway, to a door with a sign on it "Do Not Enter.. Bullet Hole inside". Actually it said "Do Not Enter - High Voltage" But my sign would have been way cooler. He turned the lock and flipped on the light. Gasp! It was in actuallity a swanky sauna! The sign was very misleading. The building owner said the sauna and locker room had been closed due to the haunting(but thats another story). I proceeded into the room, showers, bathrooms, lockers, sofas, sinks, towels, Bullet Hole! Right there in the wall at about my nose level, must have been a short guy. The blast literally knocked his shoes off his feet. Grisley at best. I would tell you where you can go to see this Bullet Hole, but then of course, I would have to kill you....[/b]
Aww, shucks....