Little known facts about Gemma's hot-nisity
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:14 pm
Those living near Gemma, especially young children and the elderly, are encouraged to limit their exposure and stay indoors when possible.
It was long thought that one could find a picture of Gemma beside the definition of hot in many dictionaries. These claims are of course patently absurd - it is widely known that even a picture of Gemma is capable of igniting paper, and there are no dictionaries printed upon paper made from asbestos pulp or similar less-flammable materials.
Salsa at restaurants and grocers everywhere is now available in three varieties - mild, medium and Gemma.
It is wise to wear only natural fibers (if anything) in Gemma's presence. When engulfed in flame, synthetics tend to leave an unpleasant odor and bond to skin.
Growing up, as the extent of her hotness became increasingly apparent, Gemma was affectionately called "Kelvin" by family and friends alike.
Using only the considerable heat generated by her body, Gemma once saved a man from death by hypothermia - entirely unbeknown to her and from a distance of over three miles.
Al Gore's second feature-length documentary, "A Smoking Hot Truth," examines controversial evidence linking Gemma to rapid melting of the polar ice caps.
Gemma has never seen snow, nor ice. Both are as mysterious to her as her impossibly full lips are to you and me.
It was long thought that one could find a picture of Gemma beside the definition of hot in many dictionaries. These claims are of course patently absurd - it is widely known that even a picture of Gemma is capable of igniting paper, and there are no dictionaries printed upon paper made from asbestos pulp or similar less-flammable materials.
Salsa at restaurants and grocers everywhere is now available in three varieties - mild, medium and Gemma.
It is wise to wear only natural fibers (if anything) in Gemma's presence. When engulfed in flame, synthetics tend to leave an unpleasant odor and bond to skin.
Growing up, as the extent of her hotness became increasingly apparent, Gemma was affectionately called "Kelvin" by family and friends alike.
Using only the considerable heat generated by her body, Gemma once saved a man from death by hypothermia - entirely unbeknown to her and from a distance of over three miles.
Al Gore's second feature-length documentary, "A Smoking Hot Truth," examines controversial evidence linking Gemma to rapid melting of the polar ice caps.
Gemma has never seen snow, nor ice. Both are as mysterious to her as her impossibly full lips are to you and me.
It's been too long since science class!
