[PUZZLE][SOLVED] 12-01 Beating Stalin
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:58 am
This is long, and the bottom part has the correct fully decoded answer.
This morning's Tachyon profile update:
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
(below once you click more)
Oh, and if you think you can beat Stalin (because he's a punk)...
http://the-K12.redirectme.net/
redirects to:
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/x/mis/242500710.html
Here is the surface post text:
Bagged like my favorite character in Mallrats.
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After Mallrats, I finally watched that crap mid-90s movie on cable. The one you love with the dude from Dogstar. I can't believe you actually spent your hard-earned money on something that awful! I am still going to keep quoting that one line from the trailer though. Ask me how I do it, that's totally my answer!
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The source code contains a link to this file:
http://www.snapdrive.net/files/229709/4U.jpg
This file is not a jpeg. It's a rar file that contains a text file named "havefun"
The source code of the Craigslist post also contains 6 digit groupings of numbers that are hex code and decode to the following in text:
cassandra hughes
poly[amorous] sub[missive]? [u wish!]
u may b [roughly] 32186 kilometers away butt eye can c ya
turn it out go _ 36 34
SuperBoy fitty fo'
presumed to be some sort of instructions for decoding the "havefun" text message properly.
If "Bagged like my favorite character in Mallrats." can be taken to mean TS Quint that means the message is 5 times encoded (or bagged).:
1. cassandra hughes HEX
Character on the show HEX
2. poly[amorous] sub[missive]? [u wish!] Polyaphabetic Substitution! (Cipher)
Joking aside, Poly Sub here means Polyaphabetic Substitution!
3. u may b [roughly] 32186 kilometers away butt eye can c ya BINARY
(this works out to the song "Digital Getdown" by NSync if you convert the kilometers to miles. "Digital" would then most likely equal BINARY
4. turn it out go _ 36 34 base64
The song "Turn It Out (Go Base)", 36 34 in hex are 64. base64
5. SuperBoy fitty fo' HEX
SuperBoy #54 features the introduction of the character HEX
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*also of note is that the surface post refers to the movie Chain Reaction with Keanu Reeves (who's in the band Dogstar when not saving the world one "whoa!" at a time).
The trailer to Chain Reaction can be found here:
http://tinyurl.com/y8bpml
It features the line "is that how you do it? backwards?" This is the last step for the text (and also applies to the order in which the above instructions should be applied).
Deagol figured out the basics of an IOE key that we were lacking for the cipher step above, which was hinted at on Tachyon's current YouTube profile:
d3c0d3 4 k3y / c0d3d 1n70 l337 5p34k 17 3qu4l5 'T'
translated: decode 4 key / coded into leet speak it equals 'T'
In l33speak, T equals 7.
Alysaface suggested that if we think about who the message is to, it's to Brother or 10033.
10033 is 1-0-0-3-3, because according to that wiki article on The Culper Ring, with Agent 355 it's three-five-five, not three hundred fifty five.
Therefore:
1 + 0 + 0 + 3 + 3 = 7
10033 in l33t = IOOEE decoded.
IOOEE would be the key for the Cipher step of the decoding.
You would take the text file ("havefun") and decode it in this order (reversed per instruction):
HEX to ASCII
base64 to ASCII
binary to ASCII
V. Ciper (IOOEE as key)
HEX to ASCII (again)
After running that, the partial message from earlier comes out complete (only backwards).
Reversing it, the complete message is:
Did I ever tell you that as a child I always wanted to go to Disneyland? I would pester my parents, but they kept saying we couldn't travel that far "because of my sister's obligations." I hated her for that. I hated her so much.
I bet you know what that's like--in fact, I know you do. It keeps you awake at night, that anger that you can't let go of...all because someone drilled into your head a sense of inferiority.
It isn't that the other person is better than you. It's that the situation helps you convince yourself that they might be, and you’re deathly afraid that they are.
Knowing what you dealt with awhile back really helped me put things in perspective. It helped me make peace with that part of my past, because I realized that my sister was never the enemy. There are other people to blame for creating that situation, but I also blame myself for not even trying to do anything about it except act like a spoiled brat.
But your situation is different in many ways…it’s almost the opposite actually. Although from what you’ve told me, maturity was neither of your strong suits (so at least we have that in common). Still, I know that how it all played out left a really bad taste in your mouth that you’ll probably carry around for the rest of your adulthood (the same way I held onto mine to the point where it almost ruined what little childhood I could cling to).
And yes, you can at least feel better about blaming yourself for the mess you got yourself into because a lot of it was actually your fault. (I may suck at sympathy, but writing it out really does wonders for my own issues LOL).
However, there might be an opportunity for you to resolve some of these feelings that you are still carrying around, or at the very least maybe settle the score. I’ll tell you more about it in a few days, once I do a little more research, because I want to be absolutely sure--plus there's another pressing task at hand that needs to be dealt with, once and for all.
I don’t want to ruin the surprise, and you shouldn’t get your hopes up yet, but I will tell you this much: We’re not going on vacation and no one is going to Disneyland, but if what I suspect turns out to be true, well...it damn well proves that it’s a small world after all.
This morning's Tachyon profile update:
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
(below once you click more)
Oh, and if you think you can beat Stalin (because he's a punk)...
http://the-K12.redirectme.net/
redirects to:
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/x/mis/242500710.html
Here is the surface post text:
Bagged like my favorite character in Mallrats.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
After Mallrats, I finally watched that crap mid-90s movie on cable. The one you love with the dude from Dogstar. I can't believe you actually spent your hard-earned money on something that awful! I am still going to keep quoting that one line from the trailer though. Ask me how I do it, that's totally my answer!
-------------------------
The source code contains a link to this file:
http://www.snapdrive.net/files/229709/4U.jpg
This file is not a jpeg. It's a rar file that contains a text file named "havefun"
The source code of the Craigslist post also contains 6 digit groupings of numbers that are hex code and decode to the following in text:
cassandra hughes
poly[amorous] sub[missive]? [u wish!]
u may b [roughly] 32186 kilometers away butt eye can c ya
turn it out go _ 36 34
SuperBoy fitty fo'
presumed to be some sort of instructions for decoding the "havefun" text message properly.
If "Bagged like my favorite character in Mallrats." can be taken to mean TS Quint that means the message is 5 times encoded (or bagged).:
1. cassandra hughes HEX
Character on the show HEX
2. poly[amorous] sub[missive]? [u wish!] Polyaphabetic Substitution! (Cipher)
Joking aside, Poly Sub here means Polyaphabetic Substitution!
3. u may b [roughly] 32186 kilometers away butt eye can c ya BINARY
(this works out to the song "Digital Getdown" by NSync if you convert the kilometers to miles. "Digital" would then most likely equal BINARY
4. turn it out go _ 36 34 base64
The song "Turn It Out (Go Base)", 36 34 in hex are 64. base64
5. SuperBoy fitty fo' HEX
SuperBoy #54 features the introduction of the character HEX
----
*also of note is that the surface post refers to the movie Chain Reaction with Keanu Reeves (who's in the band Dogstar when not saving the world one "whoa!" at a time).
The trailer to Chain Reaction can be found here:
http://tinyurl.com/y8bpml
It features the line "is that how you do it? backwards?" This is the last step for the text (and also applies to the order in which the above instructions should be applied).
Deagol figured out the basics of an IOE key that we were lacking for the cipher step above, which was hinted at on Tachyon's current YouTube profile:
d3c0d3 4 k3y / c0d3d 1n70 l337 5p34k 17 3qu4l5 'T'
translated: decode 4 key / coded into leet speak it equals 'T'
In l33speak, T equals 7.
Alysaface suggested that if we think about who the message is to, it's to Brother or 10033.
10033 is 1-0-0-3-3, because according to that wiki article on The Culper Ring, with Agent 355 it's three-five-five, not three hundred fifty five.
Therefore:
1 + 0 + 0 + 3 + 3 = 7
10033 in l33t = IOOEE decoded.
IOOEE would be the key for the Cipher step of the decoding.
You would take the text file ("havefun") and decode it in this order (reversed per instruction):
HEX to ASCII
base64 to ASCII
binary to ASCII
V. Ciper (IOOEE as key)
HEX to ASCII (again)
After running that, the partial message from earlier comes out complete (only backwards).
Reversing it, the complete message is:
Did I ever tell you that as a child I always wanted to go to Disneyland? I would pester my parents, but they kept saying we couldn't travel that far "because of my sister's obligations." I hated her for that. I hated her so much.
I bet you know what that's like--in fact, I know you do. It keeps you awake at night, that anger that you can't let go of...all because someone drilled into your head a sense of inferiority.
It isn't that the other person is better than you. It's that the situation helps you convince yourself that they might be, and you’re deathly afraid that they are.
Knowing what you dealt with awhile back really helped me put things in perspective. It helped me make peace with that part of my past, because I realized that my sister was never the enemy. There are other people to blame for creating that situation, but I also blame myself for not even trying to do anything about it except act like a spoiled brat.
But your situation is different in many ways…it’s almost the opposite actually. Although from what you’ve told me, maturity was neither of your strong suits (so at least we have that in common). Still, I know that how it all played out left a really bad taste in your mouth that you’ll probably carry around for the rest of your adulthood (the same way I held onto mine to the point where it almost ruined what little childhood I could cling to).
And yes, you can at least feel better about blaming yourself for the mess you got yourself into because a lot of it was actually your fault. (I may suck at sympathy, but writing it out really does wonders for my own issues LOL).
However, there might be an opportunity for you to resolve some of these feelings that you are still carrying around, or at the very least maybe settle the score. I’ll tell you more about it in a few days, once I do a little more research, because I want to be absolutely sure--plus there's another pressing task at hand that needs to be dealt with, once and for all.
I don’t want to ruin the surprise, and you shouldn’t get your hopes up yet, but I will tell you this much: We’re not going on vacation and no one is going to Disneyland, but if what I suspect turns out to be true, well...it damn well proves that it’s a small world after all.