Lucy, Gemma's in trouble

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:07 pm

You need to get her out of the hotel, pronto! Tachyon is onto her location, and has dispatched Brother/10033.

Hey, are you single? These other girls are too young for a middle-aged guy like myself. You look great in black, too!

MrsCop · Post by **MrsCop** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:16 pm

Hey, the hotel is f i n e. REALLY.

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:13 pm

Lucy the hotel isn't safe. I'm serious! You gotta do something, because they got the security cameras wired and everything!

I know this is a lot to deal with, but while I'm talking to you, I really think you should consider going out with me. Unless you're already married. I mean, like, married, not separated. If your separated I would go out with you.

MrsCop · Post by **MrsCop** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:30 pm

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:35 pm

Ignore Mrs. Cop, Lucy, she's not laughing at you. She just finds it humorous that you aren't protecting Gemma better.

They have 32 out of 32 hotel cameras! Tachyon has infiltrated the hotel! They are gonna pull the fire alarm and nab Gemma when she tries to leave!

Anyway, I hope you can do something about it. Did I mention that I'm single? I didn't want you to think "Great, another married guy hitting on me." I'm not married.

MrsCop · Post by **MrsCop** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:37 pm

Oh, I may have been laughing at you, Lucy. I may have been laughing at all the paranoia floating around. The Hotel is very safe, please don't start throwing toiletries out the window!

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:44 pm

Yes! Throw them all out to me!!!!

Lucy, this is serious! I think the hotel amenities may be bugged! Call Gemma and have her throw all the unbreakable stuff out to me and I will check them.

Also, I know some really great places we could hook up in Vegas. They do real quickie marriages there. I know it probably sounds kind of sudden, but just think about it.

MrsCop · Post by **MrsCop** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:49 pm

*wipes eyes* ok ok seriously. It sounds like he's going to be waiting for you both, outside, thrown toiletries in hand, waiting to pounce! DO NOT leave the hotel!!!

GoodGollyItsHolly · Post by **GoodGollyItsHolly** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:58 pm

Im sure the hotel is safe. No worries

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:29 pm

Snap, Lucy, look who's here! Quick! Summon up a helicopter or something and get Gemma out of there!

Hang on... I thought I heard a fire alarm go off there a second ago, but it was just a car alarm from a really big black Lincoln that just pulled up.

Anyway, the timer is running Lucy! The stuff is not coming out of the window yet! I used to be married, but I'm divorced now. I think I am, anyway. You never know for sure with the quickie ones they do in Vegas.

Pardon the pun, Luce, but who will we get to perform the ceremony? Those deacons kinda creep me out. It doesn't have to be one of them, does it?

Sister · Post by **Sister** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:56 pm

I have a feeling she's already been informed.

Pyromaniacs can be so unrational.

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:58 pm

Sister wrote:I have a feeling she's already been informed.

Pyromaniacs can be so unrational.

How true!

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:08 am

OMG Luce! Their talking about burning it down! Call Gemma quick and get her out of there!

Oh, you don't mind me calling you "Luce," do you? I just feel we have grown so close in this short time. I'll just assume it's ok until I hear otherwise.

Anyway, Luce, it's all cool for the Vegas trip. I got everything all set.

04SSHD · Post by **04SSHD** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:09 am

MrsCop wrote:Hey, the hotel is f i n e. REALLY.

you know what FINE stands for don't you?

Freaked out
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:09 am

Hehehe.... Sister>Lucy+Gemma any day!