Bree, you HAVE to marry Daniel now

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:04 am

Bree, if your father were alive, he'd be gearing you up right now to have an oldfashioned "Shotgun wedding" to Daniel. Once you have Sexual intercourse with a person, the only way you can be made an honest woman is to marry him.

I hope you knew you wanted to spend the rest of your life with Daniel before you had sexual intercourse with him, Bree, because now he is your husband for until Death Do You Part.

Oh, and if you're thinking that you can just move on to another man later in life, I have one word for you - ADULTERY. So you can't have another man in life, that would be Adultery. You have trapped yourself into marriage with DanielBeaste, but that's OK if it's what you REALLY wanted.

I heard this song on the radio that reminded me of your situation, so here are the lyrics - heed them wisely, be circumspect and not a fool:

I know there's something in the wake of your smile.
I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yea.
You've built a love but that love falls apart.
Your little piece of heaven turns too dark.

Listen to your heart
when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart
there's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
and I don't know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye.

Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile.
The precious moments are all lost in the tide, yea.
They're swept away and nothing is what is seems,
the feeling of belonging to your dreams.

Listen to your heart
when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart
there's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
and I don't know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye.

And there are voices
that want to be heard.
So much to mention
but you can't find the words.
The scent of magic,
the beauty that's been
when love was wilder than the wind.

Listen to your heart
when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart
there's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
and I don't know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye.

Listen to your heart, mm-mmmmmm

I don't know where you're going
and I don't know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye.

Evan · Post by **Evan** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:55 pm

ummmm....

And you know they had *gulp* sex (Forgive Me Lord) how?

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:06 pm

Evan wrote:

ummmm....

And you know they had *gulp* sex (Forgive Me Lord) how?

DanielBeaste said so. It's in the latest video. I don't know if it was "gulp" sex though,it could have been missionary style or dog position or something.

iamcool · Post by **iamcool** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:09 pm

evan u have to like johnny lol, seen as u 'parody' *cough* copy *cough, spacie... and she is in love with him

lol

Evan · Post by **Evan** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:13 pm

he doesnt say that...it could of just been personal and neither of them wanted to talk about it...

silvermoon · Post by **silvermoon** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:45 pm

JerseyJohnny wrote:
I don't know if it was "gulp" sex though,it could have been missionary style or dog position or something.

LOL! "Gulp sex".

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!

itsreallyreal · Post by **itsreallyreal** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:12 pm

"Gulp sex" = Teh Win!

lmfai

iamcool · Post by **iamcool** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:21 pm

what does lmfai mean?

itsreallyreal · Post by **itsreallyreal** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:35 pm

My sig says it all... LMFAI

I just used to type lmfao so much that I decided it was all the way off and I needed to do something else to it while laughing now...

Bit of an inside joke on another forum...

Xeniph · Post by **Xeniph** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:32 am

OH BREE! I am soooo proud of you for making the right decision and turning it around before it went too far! BRAVA!
~However, you could work on your wording. *wince*~

Beckers · Post by **Beckers** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:54 am

just follow your desires...don't define it because when you think about it....everything has a different meaning even tho from the outsie it looks thebsame.

apocalypse46 · Post by **apocalypse46** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:48 pm

ahh yes the good old fashion shotgun weddings.... too bad they gone out of style i woulda been married about 30 times already

butterfly · Post by **butterfly** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:32 am

apocalypse46 wrote:ahh yes the good old fashion shotgun weddings.... too bad they gone out of style i woulda been married about 30 times already

You have 30 kids???

sagerbee · Post by **sagerbee** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:16 am

Bree and Daniel never actually had sex, according to Bree. He slept in the room with her, but that is all.

Isn't a shotgun wedding a wedding in which the woman is pregnant? I could be wrong, but that's what I thought.

EternalGoddess · Post by **EternalGoddess** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:22 pm

They didn't have sex, she only kissed him.

And BRAVO Bree for clearing things up, though I guess she should have worded it better so Danial wouldn't feel so bad.