THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON
POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-
LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC
FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC
SECOND LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are
edit: lol kas, must be too hard for me to add spelling to my multitasking
lol thanks grigori 
lol this one is funny
