Awesome Pick-up Lines.

psychobunnie · Post by **psychobunnie** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:01 am

i'll be cool and start it off with DB's infamous...

"You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause you Da Bomb."

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:16 am

Is it hot in here, or is it just .. you?

iamcool · Post by **iamcool** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:24 am

if i could rearrange the alphabet i would be put u and i together

senoritablanca · Post by **senoritablanca** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:04 am

do you wash your pants with windex? because i can totally see myself in them.

cosmicdancer · Post by **cosmicdancer** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:49 pm

are you tired? 'cos you've been running through my mind all day.

BallsyMcD · Post by **BallsyMcD** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:51 pm

wanna play house?

you play the screen door and i'll slam you all night long.

cosmicdancer · Post by **cosmicdancer** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:54 pm

haha I've never heard that one.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:15 pm

BallsyMcD wrote:wanna play house?

you play the screen door and i'll slam you all night long.

lmao

love it

psychobunnie · Post by **psychobunnie** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:26 pm

i wish you were my homework so i could do you on the table.

andd.....

are you a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you.

charliebrown · Post by **charliebrown** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:34 pm

I need to sit down because your so sexy you make my knees weak

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:50 pm

psychobunnie wrote:i wish you were my homework so i could do you on the table.

I love that one!

Although I'm not sure I'd use it as a pick-up line...

thelogicpuzzler · Post by **thelogicpuzzler** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:38 pm

Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.

from bored.com

cosmicdancer · Post by **cosmicdancer** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:40 pm

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized?

(eck! Haha. That ones from 200 Cigarettes)

thelogicpuzzler · Post by **thelogicpuzzler** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:56 pm

Guy comes up to a girl with a sugar packet saying: "You dropped you name tag" or something of that manner.

charliebrown · Post by **charliebrown** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:35 pm

thelogicpuzzler wrote:Guy comes up to a girl with a sugar packet saying: "You dropped you name tag" or something of that manner.

a boy in my class did that to our 50ish year old teacher