i need to catch up!

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:28 am

My post whoring has suffered!

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:31 am

yea!

Time to step up the psot whoring

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:32 am

I thought this was funny!!!

Questions about Canada

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people the world over are asking! Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke but the questions were really asked.

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England )
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? (Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy )
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and
Halifax ? (England )
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? (USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . Ca-na-da is that big country to your North..oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? (England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , right after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? (Germany )
A: No, we don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada ? (USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? (USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful nation of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent. They roam the city streets eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. Spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking will scare them off.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:35 am

I LOVE THIS!!!

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Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:36 am

teehee

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:38 am

Its the snowman!

(Jeesy fans would understand

)

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:48 am

Look everyone its a hat!

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:05 pm

hrmmm...no one wants to join in with me??????

awww

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:16 pm

You had me at "hello".

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:20 pm

I wish we could embed videos in the forum

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Jamidru · Post by **Jamidru** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:29 pm

Whoring you say?

kellylen · Post by **kellylen** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:56 pm

Killthesmiley wrote:Look everyone its a hat!

lmfaoooo

i died when i saw this one

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:58 pm

kellylen wrote:
Killthesmiley wrote:Look everyone its a hat!

lmfaoooo

i died when i saw this one

but you just posted? did you post before you died? or are you a ghost?

kellylen · Post by **kellylen** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:00 pm

i am a ghost

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:05 pm

kellylen wrote:i am a ghost

I'll be the Demi Moore to your Patrick Swayze.