They're so annoying because . . .

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:50 pm

The title of this thread is slightly tongue-in-cheek (okay, maybe a bit more than "slightly"), but an idea just occurred to me that I wanted to throw out to you all.

What if A New Girl is being introduced because . . . the girl who does the ceremony must die?

We've certainly done enough speculating about whether the ceremony involves human sacrifice or other horrific/dangerous activities. What if we've been right all along?

And what if the Creatatrons have finally decided to show us the Ceremony we've been waiting for (or at least have one actually take place, whether on- or off-camera), but don't want to kill Bree off?

So they choose a "replacement" for Bree whom the audience will find annoying at best and insufferable at worst. That way, when she dies, viewers will be shocked, but not devastated the way we would be if Bree -- or another character to whom we've given our allegiance -- was killed.

What do you all think?

impulse · Post by **impulse** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:52 pm

I vote SoccerChick. Let's sacrifice her first!

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:54 pm

Thank you for sharing that with us, impulse.

Anyone else?

satansgurl · Post by **satansgurl** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:55 pm

I vote Jules then for the ceremony.

nowherepixie · Post by **nowherepixie** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:55 pm

Ooooooooh! Maybe!

Although on the other hand if these new girls are all canon, I don't think they've been made annoying on purpose. As it's been said, they're very similar to early Bree videos and it seems like they're purely trying to recreate that.

Only Jess had some kind of allure or spark or something that made everyone want to watch where as, apparently, these new girls don't.

impulse · Post by **impulse** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:04 pm

Languorous Lass wrote:Thank you for sharing that with us, impulse.

Anyone else?

What?

I just said I acknowledged your theory, decided it's good enough to move forward with it and suggested an easy way out of a rather painful situation.

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:06 pm

impulse wrote:
Languorous Lass wrote:Thank you for sharing that with us, impulse.

Anyone else?
What? I just said I acknowledged your theory, decided it's good enough to move forward with it and suggested an easy way out of a rather painful situation.

Okay, I think I'd better stop making snarky responses on the forum for awhile. I thought you were being a smartass.

impulse · Post by **impulse** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:15 pm

Languorous Lass wrote: Okay, I think I'd better stop making snarky responses on the forum for awhile. I thought you were being a smartass.

Naaaah, I like your snarly comments. You wouldn't be yourself anyway.

On a more serious note, I think the purpose of New Girl is just to promote a new Bree: Bree 2.0 powered with "Tachyon inside".

satansgurl · Post by **satansgurl** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:16 pm

Languorous Lass- I think your theory is right, I doubt any of us viewers would wanna see Bree die after everyone has been trying so hard to save her.

je_sais_cequisetrame · Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:16 pm

Hmmm, with this theory, I might actually be able to tolerate a new girl.

I mean, we'd get to see what the ceremony is once and for all, and we wouldn't have to tolerate them! Yaaay!

It's a win win situation, lol.

Seriously though, I like this theory, maybe you have something valid here then. Of course, then after the ceremony is over, I wonder what they'll want out of Bree that will keep the series going... or maybe she'll be so disgusted she'll revert to fighting them directly, and then we have new plots? Hmmm... ponderponder...

satansgurl · Post by **satansgurl** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:18 pm

What if Bree tries to stop the whole ceremony and becomes a new freedom fighter, like Tachyon was?!

overorexactly13 · Post by **overorexactly13** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:18 pm

I think that this new girl has been introduced because "The Creators" have realised the void left through the loss of Tachyon; and, rather than introduce a new girl to see the ceremony through to completion, this new girl is the catalyst initiating Bree's evolution into a Tachyon-like character.

impulse · Post by **impulse** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:19 pm

satansgurl wrote:What if Bree tries to stop the whole ceremony and becomes a new freedom fighter, like Tachyon was?!

That's what I think will happen.

satansgurl · Post by **satansgurl** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:20 pm

overorexactly13 wrote:I think that this new girl has been introduced because "The Creators" have realised the void left through the loss of Tachyon; and, rather than introduce a new girl to see the ceremony through to completion, this new girl is the catalyst initiating Bree's evolution into a Tachyon-like character.

Yes, I totally agree with this!

je_sais_cequisetrame · Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:21 pm

Oooh, I like your Tachyon theories.

But Tachyon was so... badass. *sniffle* Bree is so... cute. Hmmm. I dunno. As long as, in the end, Bree is alive and the New Girl is poofed, I guess I'll be happy, hehe.