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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:50 pm
by thelogicpuzzler
charliebrown wrote:thelogicpuzzler wrote:Guy comes up to a girl with a sugar packet saying: "You dropped you name tag" or something of that manner.
a boy in my class did that to our 50ish year old teacher
That's disturbing.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:51 pm
by senoritablanca
charliebrown wrote:
a boy in my class did that to our 50ish year old teacher
yeah? a 50ish year old teacher did that to a boy in my class.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:18 pm
by cup o' noodles
Hey, hey. Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see my self in your pantssssssssssss.
From A Night At The Roxbury, lol.
If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?
Damn, I must be a cannibal, 'cause I wanna eat you all night long. Rawr!
(That last one's been used on me before. Needless to say, it did not work, lol.)
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:07 am
by psychobunnie
cup o' noodles wrote:Hey, hey. Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see my self in your pantssssssssssss.
From A Night At The Roxbury, lol.
that part of the movie is the BEST.
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:32 am
by Vintage_Angel
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:43 am
by AutoPilate
Your car's parked in that lot out front, right? K, see you later.
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:46 am
by PinkoLady
Hey girl, wanna make fifty bucks?
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:50 am
by AutoPilate
What're you, about a size fourteen?
From The Silence of the Lambs.
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:56 am
by Sheikh Gomelez
Jimmy: Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede another man's happiness, but if the answer is no, I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide?
Dagney: What?
Jimmy: It's a very special quality. Every other girl in this place merely plods along, but you glide.
--from Things to Do in Denver in Denver When You're Dead
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:09 am
by Sheikh Gomelez
The first time I saw you
Standing in the street,
You were so cool you could have
Put out Vietnam.
--The Pogues, "Haunted"
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:49 am
by spaciegirlreturn
Since no one has said it...and I'm suprised no one has:
Nice shirt. Wanna fu*k?
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:51 am
by Sheikh Gomelez
spaciegirlreturn wrote:Since no one has said it...and I'm suprised no one has:
Nice shirt. Wanna fu*k?
Shouldn't that be "nice pants"?
We were just waiting for you, spacie.
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:16 am
by spaciegirlreturn
Nice pants, Sheikh.
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:15 pm
by lonelyelendi
Are you from tennesee?
Cause your the only ten I see!
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:55 pm
by AutoPilate
Hey, little girl, want some candy?
Why don't you come here and sit on Santa's lap?