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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:30 am
by Killthesmiley
AutoPilate wrote:Flautapantera wrote:Crooked Angel wrote:
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
Yeah, if you'll believe it, someone actually said that to me before.
LAME.
::scratches it out of his notebook::
*grabs note book and reads*
ROTFLMAO
you have to be joking!
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:31 am
by spaciegirlreturn
AutoPilate wrote:Hey, little girl, want some candy?
Keep that one though.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:32 am
by AutoPilate
Oh, that one's not going anywhere. It's the only one that's worked for me.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:37 am
by spaciegirlreturn
Yep. It's good.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:13 am
by Ashley
- So, you're a girl huh?
- There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
- If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:05 pm
by ohgollygeedamn
BallsyMcD wrote:wanna play house?
you play the screen door and i'll slam you all night long.
LMAO! Good one!
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:29 pm
by LesterG
do you believe in love at first sight?
or should I walk by again?
edit: crap someone said it lol, this worked for me once
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:37 pm
by AutoPilate
Damn, b*tch, you make a brothuh wanna f**k!
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:41 pm
by LesterG
got a quarter?
I promised my mother I'ld call her when I found love...
your not from around here, are ya?
cause your eyes are heavenly...
Hi, your cute.. wanna chat on aim sometime?
*bring over an extra alcoholic beverage*
may I ask for a favor?
I got this extra glass and I was wondering if you could help me bring it to my table?
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:43 pm
by LesterG
AutoPilate wrote:Damn, b*tch, you make a brothuh wanna f**k!
lmao
another one along those lines...
girl.. we'll be on the floor and the bed goin' be squeeking..
how bout' you turn your a*s around and back it on up?
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:56 pm
by djmadscribbler
I like your pants... but I like what's in 'em better.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:15 pm
by Languorous Lass
Ashley wrote:- So, you're a girl huh?
You've been listening to Josh try to pick up women on the forum!
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:28 pm
by Mirage
Ashley wrote:
- If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.
Nice!
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:57 am
by stuart2004
Excuse me I lost my phone number can I have yours?
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:09 am
by Nieriel.Manwathiel
real pick-up line THAT WORKED...
:not said fast like Quagmire usually does it: Giggity giggity... giggity goo.