Hymn of One Audition
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:52 pm
Hello and thank you for completing the Hymn of One Audition. Based on a
number of factors, we believe that you possess the necessary attributes
for membership. The next step in your journey towards singing the eternal
song is to attend a seminar for potential new members. Our next seminar
will be held this Thursday, May 31, 2007 between 12:00 and 2:00 pm. To
participate, please go to 14201 Huston St, Sherman Oaks, Ca, 91423 between
12:00 pm and 12:30 pm on Thursday, May 31. One of our brothers will be
awaiting your arrival near the tennis courts. He will be wearing a black
suit.
Dedication is essential to proving your worth to the Hymn of One, so the
first thirty-five people that arrive will receive invitations, and only
those with invitations may be considered for membership. Adherence to
guidelines is also an essential element of a Hymn of One member, so do not
show up before 12:00 pm or after 12:30. Finally, discretion with
information is required from all of our brothers and sisters. As such, we
ask that you not share this message, or speak with anyone at any time
about the seminar. Only chosen ones are worthy of the harmonious
understanding achieved through the Hymn of One. Thank you for your
interest in joining us, we look forward to meeting you.
Please RSVP to this email if you will be attending.
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who else got this e-mail.
I'm thinking of going its like a 5-10 minute drive from where I live.
number of factors, we believe that you possess the necessary attributes
for membership. The next step in your journey towards singing the eternal
song is to attend a seminar for potential new members. Our next seminar
will be held this Thursday, May 31, 2007 between 12:00 and 2:00 pm. To
participate, please go to 14201 Huston St, Sherman Oaks, Ca, 91423 between
12:00 pm and 12:30 pm on Thursday, May 31. One of our brothers will be
awaiting your arrival near the tennis courts. He will be wearing a black
suit.
Dedication is essential to proving your worth to the Hymn of One, so the
first thirty-five people that arrive will receive invitations, and only
those with invitations may be considered for membership. Adherence to
guidelines is also an essential element of a Hymn of One member, so do not
show up before 12:00 pm or after 12:30. Finally, discretion with
information is required from all of our brothers and sisters. As such, we
ask that you not share this message, or speak with anyone at any time
about the seminar. Only chosen ones are worthy of the harmonious
understanding achieved through the Hymn of One. Thank you for your
interest in joining us, we look forward to meeting you.
Please RSVP to this email if you will be attending.
H
of
O
who else got this e-mail.
I'm thinking of going its like a 5-10 minute drive from where I live.
if they do a patdown, some girl can wear an up-do and hide it in her hair.