Lonelygirl15

Ain't Love Grand?

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON
POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-
LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC
FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC
SECOND LINE:



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are

edit: lol kas, must be too hard for me to add spelling to my multitasking lol thanks grigori

PSST...you're....

I'm......what?

lol, it should be "you're" not "your"....

The violets are pretty?

I like cheese!

mm...me too!
And PIE!!!

I used to eat those Hostess cupcakes all the time, but the orange and vanilla ones, not the chocolate ones.

lol this one is funny

edit: used wrong tags DOH!

mmm...I haven't had those in a long time.
I like twinkies and funny bones too.

Mmm. Hostess baked snacks are goooood.

What're we talking 'bout again?

potatoes?

LMAO!!!!

I love randomness.

Still haven't found out what the violets are.

oo, lol. I didn't know what you were talking about.
Yeah, what are the violets?