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Awesome Pick-up Lines.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:01 am
by psychobunnie
i'll be cool and start it off with DB's infamous...
"You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause you Da Bomb."
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:16 am
by nobackspacebutton
Is it hot in here, or is it just .. you?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:24 am
by iamcool
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would be put u and i together
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:04 am
by senoritablanca
do you wash your pants with windex? because i can totally see myself in them.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:49 pm
by cosmicdancer
are you tired? 'cos you've been running through my mind all day.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:51 pm
by BallsyMcD
wanna play house?
you play the screen door and i'll slam you all night long.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:54 pm
by cosmicdancer
haha I've never heard that one.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:15 pm
by nobackspacebutton
BallsyMcD wrote:wanna play house?
you play the screen door and i'll slam you all night long.
lmao
love it
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:26 pm
by psychobunnie
i wish you were my homework so i could do you on the table.
andd.....
are you a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:34 pm
by charliebrown
I need to sit down because your so sexy you make my knees weak
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:50 pm
by Flautapantera
psychobunnie wrote:i wish you were my homework so i could do you on the table.
I love that one!
Although I'm not sure I'd use it as a pick-up line...
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:38 pm
by thelogicpuzzler
Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.
from bored.com
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:40 pm
by cosmicdancer
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized?
(eck! Haha. That ones from 200 Cigarettes)
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:56 pm
by thelogicpuzzler
Guy comes up to a girl with a sugar packet saying: "You dropped you name tag" or something of that manner.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:35 pm
by charliebrown
thelogicpuzzler wrote:Guy comes up to a girl with a sugar packet saying: "You dropped you name tag" or something of that manner.
a boy in my class did that to our 50ish year old teacher